schpootika

The sound made by genitalia while in the throws of passion.

I could hear the schpootika, schpootika, schpootika coming from the neighbors fornicating in the next bed.

by Hot4ppr September 13, 2010

Schloony

Dreary; rainy.

The weather tonight is schloony.

by jimgoss November 19, 2011

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020

schooner

The standard sized beer glass (425ml) served in New South Wales, Australia.

Two schooners of New thanks mate.

by Big Jase May 5, 2005

schoonbaert

A type of sexual act in which a man puts his penis against a woman's ear and ejaculates in the ear canal.

Could also be known as an "ear fuck".

I gave her a schoonbaert right in her left ear.

by schoonbaertp April 4, 2011

schpoopty

Another word for shit, yelled out by dezil while he is using the restroom.

Hey Bomb im gona take a schpoopty in your bathroom.

by Bomb May 13, 2005

Schpookshta

Creepy older non pooter getting male.

That Schpookshta has been following us around for 5 hours.

by Robocoptick September 4, 2005