schlongodingdong

A massive fat part of the mans genatalia typically to the african black race Usaually over 9 inches long and 2 inches wide
and overall if you find a man with a massive schlongadingdong dont let him go.

Finley has a massive schlongodingdong
Eoghan has a massive schlongodingdong
Louis has a massive schlongodingdong

by Fat poo March 11, 2024

shploingus

The sound made when slapping your younger brother on the arm

I like slapping my brother so I can hear his shploingus

by Flofy December 14, 2024

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023