Goff middle schools

A boring ass school with some short ass bitches with some ugly ass boys and girls but think girls the assistant principal can go suck a dick and there dress code sucks ass checks

Goff middle schools suck dick

by your lovely cousin October 3, 2021

private all-girls catholic schoolism

the art of folding your kilt shorter than anyone else's to see who is going to get the shortest kilt without a detention.

"omg!!!!!! is my kilt good?"
"yeah, it's even."
"thank the father, son, and the holy spirit!"
-private all-girls catholic schoolism

by the 4 babes September 23, 2019

american schools

a place of war worse then ww1 a place where depressed kids pull up with a glock and go bang bang
then when your hiding from the school shooter and there going to leave the autistic kid says bye the you get shot

yes american schools make you go kaplut

by ifukinghtehamidheitheisis May 13, 2019

Shenendehowa Central Schools

A school with approximately 13,000 students located in the Albany, NY metro, Clifton Park, NY, that enrolls students from Clifton Park, and nearby Halfmoon, Round Lake, and parts of Malta. The school consists of 60% of preps and jocks, 15% drugees, 10% goths and emos, 13% nerds and 3% of people that are so outcast they fit in none of the above.

Shen (the shortened name for Shenendehowa Central Schools) is so preppy I felt like ringing one of Shens' nerds neck, and then letting the emos douse them with their blood while the drugees stood by smoking pot.

by Brant Dahoda 2011 March 16, 2009

Shrine Schools

a mess.

Not just half a mess, but a whole ass mess.

person 1: "oh where do you go to school?"
person 2: "shrine schools"
person 1: "I'm so sorry"

by Canada's no name brand May 13, 2018

American Schools

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!

I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*

by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018

Conrad Schools of Science

A school in Wilmington, Delaware with grades 6-12. It is a school with a variety of personalities, from Hockessin Girls to actually amazing people, to some douche bags, to rednecks. It is a place with some decent sports teams. The red wolves (formerly the redskins) has a rivalry with Delaware Military Academy and Charter School of Wilmington. But fuck you CSW because we have more AP classes and less assholes in our classrooms. A lot of our students cheat our way through classes, but that’s okay because we had like four students in the class of 2019 go to Ivy League schools. Overall the school is impressive with grades and we have some amazing teachers.

CSS: well Conrad Schools of Science has more AP classes and is so much cooler.

CSW: Well you guys cheat in classes.

CSS: shhhhh

by mackenZie05 June 18, 2019