schmutz

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face

Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!

by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005

Schnitzelphobic

somebody who doesn´t like to eat Schnitzel. For reasons unknown those people are most likely vegetarians and have been seen to refuse to taste any kind of Schnitzel.
Also they tend to be better looking than normal people.
intensification: hardcore schnitzelphobic

You are such a Schnitzelphobic

by Lacey Cartman October 2, 2009

schnitzsnoggin

v. fellatio, especially when administered by a man. A portmanteau of the German "scnhitz," meaning "ween," and the British "snog"; lit. "kissing weens."

...and then I tricked him into snoggin' my schnitz.

Miguel would have schnitzsnogged him in a second.

Miguel invited me over for some tacos and then gave me the schnitzsnoggin of my life

by BigFeg October 21, 2010

Schnitzig

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

by Bethanias May 16, 2013

Schmutz

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006

schnuzzle

An intense form of cuddling. Usually much cuter and more comfortable than actual cuddling and only done with a significant other. Must be done in a bed. (you can not schnuzzle on a couch).

Other forms: Schnuz

"When you come over we can smoke, watch adult swim, and then schnuzzle (schnuz).

by AveryK October 18, 2008

Schnitzelbank

1. A tool used for woodworking in Germany before the industrial revolution.

2. A humorous German song popular among German Americans interested in teaching German to their children.

"Ist Das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?"

by Richard Romo June 10, 2009