schnoo's law

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

by manny morgan August 5, 2007

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schnoodle diving

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash

brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.

by tinwillie June 22, 2011

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SCHNAZZY

A word used to describe something fancy. Most often used to describe how good an article of clothing might look on a person.

Tammy: Hurry up Alex! Let's see the dress!

Alexandra: Okay, Okay...

Tammy: *wide-eyed* Oh My LORD! Alexandra that looks so SCHNAZZY!!

Alexandra: Imma get it

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 May 7, 2018

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schnoogie

schnoogie, originated in southern africa was created to show the true happiness of something or someone.

bro this new kanye west song is like schnoogie ong!!

by mr kanye west February 6, 2021

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The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

by courteny171987 December 9, 2008

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