shnipes

Around more mature audiences, sometimes you just can't say 'shit'. So, shnipes is the alternative.

Parent: "I just burned down the house!"
Kid: "Oh shnipes!"

by JAYJAYMCKAY October 9, 2009

Schnipsel

One or more tiny pieces of paper.

Mr.K:"Please go to the front of the room and take a schnipsel."
Student:"Can I also take one schnipsel for D.? She is ill today"
Mr.K.:"Sure."

by SchiffchenMarry March 28, 2019

schnipple

Brooklyn slang: tiny bits of whatever left behind.

1.Paulie dropped his lunch tray, the teacher said" Be sure to pickup every schnipple" 2.While cleaning house the maid missed a spot,oh my ...I better get that schnipple too!

by Rita A Smith March 28, 2007

The schnide

Has the Biggest Dick in the world, has banged every girl twice, and that girls mom 3 times. He is supper buff and huge. Is the best at every sport, especially lacrosse, no one cant touch him. Has long locks of gorgeousness flowing from his perfectly shaped head. Don't mess with him because he will fuck you up.

I wish i could be like The schnide

by Be him December 8, 2010

Schnikes

meaning dang it, or come onnn.

*computer crashes*
"SCHNIKES!"

by a;sldkjfdkdksla; November 27, 2009

schnice

A combination of 2 words both special and nice. Used especially around blind dates that you liked but would never see again. Also used around your friends when describing your younger mentally retarded brother. Not a nice word.

Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.

Example 1

Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?

Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.

Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards

Example 2

Homer: You have a fine sister...NOT!

Sesile: Schnice man. That was real schnice.

by Topher Brown November 14, 2007

Schnizers

Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.

Schnizers, that hurt.
That's schnizers man.

by Wild Child June 20, 2004