The unfunniest man on the planet. Often takes jokes about 5 miles too far. Frequents the radio show Loveline, much to the dismay of its listeners
If i have to hear Rob Schneider on Loveline one more time, i'm going to bash my skull in with my radio.
by thierryhenry January 6, 2006
Get the Rob Schneider mug.To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.
A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007
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When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.
by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003
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Scneider could be the least funny guy I know.
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by prof. frink July 11, 2006
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by Joe Zarthon May 23, 2006
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by Trinciacrophobia November 5, 2009
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