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schwapping it

dude, we are schwapping it tonight!
by beast who schwaps July 4, 2009
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schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.
"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."
by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012
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SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
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schlepping

When you affix your phallus or penile member into the anal cavity of another person, or perhaps animal, dead or living, and go to sleep while in coitus.

The phallus must remain penetrated through the sphincter in order to be designated as schlep and not sleep, otherwise the person is not schlepping and merely sleeping.
I love just getting home after a long day at work and schlepping with my dog.
by Knowledge Asphyxiates December 11, 2010
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schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009
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Schmusing

Listening to music while taking a dump. Regarded as the most pleasurable activity one can do.

An instant excuse to get out of anything. Noone can argue against Schmusing!
N: Hey sorry I'm late, i was schmusing
S: Oh no way! I envy your existence
H: I wish i could be schmusing right now
by simneh August 5, 2012
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Schmucking around

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!
by N Wilgus October 17, 2008
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