schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!

Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023

Schmungry

Shit... I'm hungry!

Dude i was hungry 30 miles ago, now its gotten to the schmungry stage... i gotsta get my munch on before i hit fungry!

by DeAtH2SnItChEs February 22, 2009

schmugulated

To be completely to fucked up to function

Dude, Colin was completely schmugulated!

by Snatemonster January 6, 2018

SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020

Longus Schlongus

Very big German dick

CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge

by Olograme June 4, 2021

shmangus

disgusting object. something clearly gross or reminiscent of puss.

My keyboard has shmangus on it.

by eighmi August 22, 2003

schmangcus

male sex organ not including the balls and sack

That chick likes the schmangcus in her mouth.

by litus February 11, 2006