schmoot

When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.

Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

schmoot

to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe

Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

Schmoocher

Likes to perform various sex acts with food. Usually melons or squash.

He was a total goober schmoocher. That schmoocher totally bought that cantaloupe to bang.

by HauntedEurekaSprings April 21, 2017

schmoot

The coolest person in the room!

Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!

by Schmoot66 June 30, 2008

schmoosh

when a girl is flip flop until you have had a bevy or 2 and she then becomes schmink

yeah, schmoosh!

by jim79 February 22, 2010

schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump

i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.

by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011