schmitten

to have an intrest in the opposite gender to the point where your friends know your constantly with her but dont about it.

friend- are you still schmitten with that bitch
guy- yea we talk a lil

by Rob Phillips June 16, 2008

hinker schmitzel

the act or process of messing up

i screamed hinker schmitzel to mess hunter up

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

Schmitler

A not very nice guy who is tring to immitate "TheBadGermanGuyFromWW2" without getting banned.

Mr. Schmitler tried to convince the police that his name was totally legit.

by OperatorRet July 23, 2022

Schmatle

Very small object. A cross between small and little.

Tis a schmatle car ya have there mikey!

by The Almera boyz March 26, 2011

Schmittey and Smitten

Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)

Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten

by Schmittey May 24, 2013

schmitlife

One who wants to live life to the fullest and free but is afraid to leave the safety net of a job with great benefits.

Did you hear about Mike? He got a van with his tax returns and wants to quit his job and travel. But we know he won't it. He's living a "schmitlife".

by Schmitlife February 25, 2019

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

A modern gunslinger, turned wrestler.

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023