Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.

Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010

schmickles

A happy squeal used by John Lennon on the day he came back form the dead.

I'm off to see our Yoko, schmickles!

by Chimbles September 1, 2003

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

caca schmangler

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex after receiving anal.

That halo child is a total caca schmangler

by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Bentley Schmeckle

Bentley Schmeckle is a currency that currently sits at .004% value of the US Dollar. One Bentley Schmeckle is typically used for a singular vape hit.

Ty Brock spent one Bentley Schmeckle to hit the vape.

by Bama.Wave June 26, 2023

schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by GWMcL September 9, 2007