schmecklemans

A word describing when plastic bags cut into your hands while carrying your shopping.

david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''

by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010

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schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

by Joe February 11, 2003

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schmeckel

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

by schmeles September 23, 2010

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schmeeckle

The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.

After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!

by VoIP October 24, 2003

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Schmeckleangelo

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..

Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.

by Rich Crain July 17, 2018

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