Schmeep

The goofy grin you get on your face when talking to/of the one you like/love.

They all knew she was texting her boyfriend under the table while playing Apples to Apples when they saw she was schmeeping.

by Ameliantha November 29, 2010

scheppers

a guy who likes to fuck 18 year old girls.....then obsesses about them later. usually found in a tree stand drinking beer while wearing an iron on shirt.

"What the hell is that in the tree??"

"Oh...that's a scheppers."

by boxpisser February 26, 2010

Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

by Aequus May 1, 2006

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016

Schmeeze

Another name for a vape or juul

Yo pass that schmeeze I’m fuckin feenin’ bruv

by jakobe1399 September 22, 2019

The Schleppers

A Jewish gang originating from Northwest Santa Rosa CA, they often get into shoot outs with their rival gang the “Guinea fowl.” A group of irate birds that border the Schlepper territory.

“Look at The Schleppers!”
“Best keep out birds away from them.”

by Shadow707light June 30, 2022

Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008