Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".

Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.

by bob_johnson September 20, 2024

Schlump

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.

a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.

by whales with bowler hats August 29, 2022

Schlumped

When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.

Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.

by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019

Papa Schlump

Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.

x: “who is your fav character from Smurfs?”
Y: “Papa Schlump duh!”

by fifi wifi May 6, 2022

Schlump

Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.

Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.

by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020