Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

by vaeren August 27, 2008

Schlager Fuchs

pronunciation : "Shlogger Fux" derived from Gold Schlager and the German word fuchs meaning fox also just known as Schlagewr or just fox
(1) Anthropomorphic fox character by Matthew MacDougall
(2) red fox with blue hair tuft and tail tip, but still bearing otherwise traditional red fox markings
(3)usually accompanied by his mate StarKitty
(4) part of the small but proud group of heterosexual male furries
(5) music, gaming, movie and comic book geek
(6) most importantly a laid back, kind and easy to get along with guy

Furry #1 "Hey, who brought all the Mountain Dew for the meet?"

Furry #2 "Oh, Schlager Fuchs and StarKitty did."

Furry #1 "Awesome!"

by Schlager Fuchs November 28, 2007

Schlonger

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.

Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."

by Voltron22 August 6, 2012

der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.

"Der weiner schlinger has got to go!"

by andersonland.org June 30, 2004

schlager queen

A gay man who is obsessed with schlager music, a type of music most often found in the Nordic countries, and more especially Sweden. Said music tends to include a key-change, with an elaborate stage routine, and be performed by a Nordic diva-goddess, such as Shirley Clamp, Sanna Nielsen or Nanne Grönvall, staples of the Swedish schlager music scene.

Upon hearing the key-change, groups of schlager queens, normally gathering for their annual 6-week schlager-powwow in February and March, will scream, cry, clap, jump up and down and generally get very excited.

My word! Did you see that schlager queen literally cry when it got to the key-change?
Yes, but it's understandable. Every schlager queen is moved by a key-change.

by Finda McV January 23, 2011

Schmigger

A person who is white in the winter and black in the summer.

BENJEE, you are a Schmigger.

by Redneckian2 February 20, 2011

schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011