schlipper

Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.

1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.

2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.

1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.

2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.

by Boxman December 22, 2003

Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.

Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"

by Webcke August 9, 2009

schlepping ball paste

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".

"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"

by Oh shure December 1, 2009

scheppers

a guy who likes to fuck 18 year old girls.....then obsesses about them later. usually found in a tree stand drinking beer while wearing an iron on shirt.

"What the hell is that in the tree??"

"Oh...that's a scheppers."

by boxpisser February 26, 2010

Schlepp

Verb: To carry

Can you believe that old man takes his boat apart every year at the waterfall and has to schlepp it up and down that treacherous hill ?

by Stevananda June 25, 2019

Schweppe's

1. the greatest soft drink ever. The ginger ale though, the other ones are substantially less amazing.
2. amazing, godly
3. Used to yell and make other people feel awkward around you

1. Chung- I don't think Schweppe's is that good, guys
Woody- You're not that good.

2. BT- I'm feeling like a new bottle of Schweppe's right now.

3. Boss- SCHWEPPE'S?!

by thebossman91 January 23, 2008

The Schleppers

A Jewish gang originating from Northwest Santa Rosa CA, they often get into shoot outs with their rival gang the “Guinea fowl.” A group of irate birds that border the Schlepper territory.

“Look at The Schleppers!”
“Best keep out birds away from them.”

by Shadow707light June 30, 2022