schlangus

anything that is bad

Shove it up your schlangus

by samklaplun November 4, 2018

Schlampe

Schlampe is the German word for slut or bitch used as a description for female behavior. As you can read in the following two examples there can be slighty different meanings when using the noun Schlampe.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did you fuck her?)
Guy2 : Ja mann! So eine Schlampe. (Yes dude! What a slut.)
Guy 1: Voll die Schlampe! (Yes, indeed she's a slut)

Example 2:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did she fuckin' ride you until you exploded deep inside her)
Guy 2: Nein, leider nicht. (No, unfortunately not)
Guy 1: So eine Schlampe, alter. (What a bitch, dude)
Guy 2: Ja mann. (You're right)

by Slut Rights Activist February 4, 2020

shampussy

When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.

Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.

by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021

Schlampe

A woman who flaunts her self.

Jodie : Sabina you're such a SCHLAMPE!
Sabina: I get it from you my SCHLAMPE!

by jodilicious September 11, 2009

schlapskie

Rubbish; nonsense. Also used to describe resentment towards a certain object or person.

That story is total schlapskie!

by Aidan Jalali January 17, 2005

Schlamp

To schlamp someone: this is some where in between a slap and a punch (also known as to "lamp"). this is where the fist grazes across the face/ body part.

Stop poking me or I'll schlamp you!

by Joobe November 11, 2007

schouampus

adj. 1. Being disorderly in nature; not coinciding with its surroundings.

"Amidst all of the beautiful renaissance art, the ugly modern picture looked schouampus."

by A. B. C. November 10, 2008