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Schizzle

a very small, thin piece or slice; a shaving
When preparing a microscope slide, only place a schizzle of the object to be observed.
by KelsoeKismet November 28, 2024
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Schizzer

A derogatory term for people who act mentally-ill, to the detriment of those around them. These subhuman freaks are a great justification to bring back Aktion T-4, or at least the mental asylums. These so-called human pieces of shit cause trouble wherever they go.
That troon on Reddit is seriously a dirty schizzer. He does nothing but write delusional incoherent spam word-walls.
by Deodeodeo October 14, 2025
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Schizzing

The act of laughing at something on your phone while alone in public, often feeling self-conscious as if people might think you’re schizophrenic.
• “I was schizzing on the bus yesterday at that TikTok, and everyone kept staring.”
• “Stop schizzing in the coffee shop before someone thinks you’re crazy!”

Origin: Coined by Lindsey to describe the awkward but hilarious feeling of laughing at your phone in public.
by Amisch October 20, 2025
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J. Schizzle

Alias of ganster rapper John Cairns, known for his contriversial lyrics about bent slabs.

Like J. Bizzle, but worse.
That J. Schizzle is a right c*nt!
by J. Schizzle April 13, 2008
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