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Schettino

A complete asshole. Willing to lie and put lives in danger in order to cover his own ass.
The porn star decided to be a schettino and keep working rather than divulge his HIV positive status.
by Marvelous Underwear February 4, 2012
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Schettino

Verb: So scared that you empty your bowels. Similar in pronunciation to "Shit in yo".

Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.
You were so scared that you Schettino pants.
by Homesnatch February 1, 2012
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Schettinato

Skipper in Italian. Acting like a captain on the bridge but really making bad decisions.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.
The captain schettinato the ship and was the first to cum.
by Doctorflailgood March 11, 2012
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Schettino

Coward, cowardly. Derived from the name of the captain of the luxury liner Concordia, because he ran it aground Jan. 2012, by going too close to shore, and then abandoned ship on a lifeboat and refused to return to help the other passengers or crew get off the boat safely, because he was scared to go back on the ship.
"You like to push women around? Gawd, you're such a Schettino."

"Don't be so Schettino. Just jump: the diving board is only three feet high and you're making everybody else wait to dive!"

"He had unprotected sex with her repeatedly; then when she turned up pregnant, he left town. Very Schettino-ish."
by righteously outraged 1 January 28, 2012
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schettino

1.A pussy; a person who acts cowardly, abandoning or runnning from danger.

2.The act of being cowardly.
That "schettino" hauled ass when things got rough.

I pulled a "schettino" when that guy punched me in the nose.
by hwrdjd February 8, 2012
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Schettinowave

A rogue wave that no one else can see.
Best avoided.
The schettinowave rocked the boat.
by Doctorflailgood January 29, 2012
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Doing A Schettino

Doing a schettino
1. A phrase meaning somebody escaping or abandoning from a place without alerting anyone

Examples: "Jeffrey was doing a schettino when we were going to skydive." "Rodney was trying to be doing a schettino to a escape a haunted house but fell on the road"
by Darrentheshipguy1301 May 3, 2025
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