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Get the Schlarfden mug.The single most badass name in the world. A person named Schari not only has a wicked sexy personality but every step they take causes miniature orgasms to anyone within 5 feet. Just standing next to her will give you a high so intense you will see trees eating the sky.
Man 1: Dude is that Schari?
Man 2: I think so dude, holy shit.
Man 1: Dude she's walking towards us!
Man 2: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!
Schari: Hey whats up guys?
Man 1 & 2: ...
Schari: Something wrong?
Man 1: We gotta go change our pants.
Man 2: I think so dude, holy shit.
Man 1: Dude she's walking towards us!
Man 2: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!
Schari: Hey whats up guys?
Man 1 & 2: ...
Schari: Something wrong?
Man 1: We gotta go change our pants.
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