Scottish Moon Pie

When a redhead proceeds to bust a fat one inside of his pasty white, eggshell-colored girlfriend.

Can't believe Tyler gave me a scottish moon pie last night. I'm diabetic!

by AeroEnzo December 12, 2021

Scottish Garlic Bread

The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.

Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?

Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!

Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?

Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

Scottish

the standard by which all else is judged.

<i>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!</i>

by GothiousRex December 17, 2004

Scottish handcuffs

When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.

Ahh, crap my phone is ringing and I've got Scottish handcuffs. Hold my beer, damnit!

by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010

Scottish

One of the few, one of the proud. Only country not to give in without a long fight against the Romans. Greatest drinkers on the planet. Fun loving people who dinny hold a grudge (except with england). You know you love us cause you've no reason to hate us!!!

Did you see that Scottish guy last night? What a laugh man!!

by Vin86 March 14, 2007

Scottish Snake

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.

"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"

by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003

Scottish Tsunami

A Traditional Scottish Finger-Blasting

Kendrew created a Scottish Tsunami when he finger blasted Bonny-Lee and she queefed out all the old bagpipe air that was trapped in her twatpipes.

by ReportedLive July 7, 2019