Scatman John

A man who very poorly named himself. Probably unaware of the definition of scat, and most likely regrets be named under that title

"Have you heard of Scatman John?"
"No im not into that stuff its disgusting!"

by 13abie May 7, 2011

The Scatman

The dance epileptic people do when they see a bunch of flashing lights.

Person 1: This game is lit, oh no I got flashbanged!
Person 2: SKAP-BAP-BAP-BIDI-BIDO-BUDDUM-BLEM-BLEM-BLEM-DA-SKIBBITYBO
Person 1: Ah sick he's doing The Scatman!

by iiJason124 January 16, 2020

The Scatman

A person who is able to turn their weakness into strengh and enjoy life without worrying about taking the next step.

John was frail guy until he pulled himself together and became The Scatman.

by YourAverageFriend November 5, 2022

Go commit Scatman's World

Whenever someone says this you MUST sing Scatman's World by Scatman John. Otherwise the Scatman Secret Police (S.S.P) will take you to Malay Island.

Matt: Go commit Scatman's World.
Jack: *starts scatting*

by UrbanSprayDude May 11, 2021

profile scatman

A person who has a pile of crap on their profile on any social networking site, such as facebook or myspace, and who simply likes it being there.

Thematically, though not ltierally, related to scatman

"What's this? An IQ test? Who's hawt? Are You Interested? Pictures of frozen beans? This guys a total profile scatman!"

by John Parry January 3, 2008

Newt Scamander

A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug

person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll

by LeoFangirl862 November 24, 2016

The Swatman Strangler

The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.

Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.

by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011