Contrabass Saxophone

The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.

Holy s***! It's a contrabass saxophone! That guy playing it is one lucky bastard.

by El Manisero May 29, 2010

saxophone

1) the hottest musical instrument in the whole dfricken band
2)the hottest section in the world
3) saxez rok.
4)play the sax

i love my saxophone. i named it gladys.

by joidan September 28, 2005

Upside-down Saxophone

A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.

"She looks like she is playing an upside-down saxophone with that guys cock."

by Tonytouch January 31, 2008

saxophonekid80

Someone who moves their tongue around their face while playing games and makes loud screeches, they may also play the saxophone.

Wow that Karen was being a Saxophonekid80

by NotASaxophonePlayer December 16, 2020

Bass saxophone

The bass saxophone is a torture machine designed to crush the user to death or suck all air out of them. It is commonly used by the Incredible Hulk and must be pushed on a cart. It is real common to find it in the tuba section since it is rejected by all other woodwinds. It has also been used in World War II to knockout German troops.

Alto: What instrument do you play?
Bass: The Bass saxophone

Alto: Go speak with the director

Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.

by Canofbeanns July 1, 2018

saxophone telepathy

The telepathic bond shared by two or more saxophone players, typically in a marching band. This is undeniable and 100% true. One will often do the same most random things, or say the most random things at the same time. Also one will know when the other is happy sad or excited even nervouse. Often related to the bond shared between twins.

Sax player 1 and two at the same time: "These are not the droids you're looking for." Sax player two: "SAXOPHONE TELEPATHY"

by SaxKing1 August 28, 2012

Saxophone

A member of the woodwind family, the saxophones consist of the E-Flat Sopranino, the B-Flat Soprano, the E-Flat Alto, the B-Flat Tenor, and the E-Flat Baritone. These are one of the coolest instruments to play, and perhaps the easiest to learn.

In our jazz band, we have 5 Alto Saxophones, 2 Tenor Saxophones and 2 Baritone Saxophones

by TotallyRandom May 7, 2008