saxaphone

A butchery of the word "saxophone."

If you see someone referring to "saxaphones," you know that they don't know a damn thing about music.

by Fire August 28, 2004

Saxophone Jock

One who plays mean melodic lines in either jazz improvisation of sick melodic lines in classical or band music. Master of crazy rhythms.

"Did you hear that saxophone jock at the concert last night?
"He tore the place up with that solo"

by Rangeover June 17, 2009

saxophonist

1. A musician who plays the saxophone. 2. One who is oft made fun of by other musicians (particularly trumpet players) because they are envied for their musical ability. 3. The most "nerdy" of the musicians, after the pianist and the composer.

The saxophonist at the cocktail party was quite talented.

by Connmann August 17, 2009

Contrabass Saxophone

The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.

Holy s***! It's a contrabass saxophone! That guy playing it is one lucky bastard.

by El Manisero May 29, 2010

saxophone

1) the hottest musical instrument in the whole dfricken band
2)the hottest section in the world
3) saxez rok.
4)play the sax

i love my saxophone. i named it gladys.

by joidan September 28, 2005

Upside-down Saxophone

A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.

"She looks like she is playing an upside-down saxophone with that guys cock."

by Tonytouch January 31, 2008

saxaphone

How idiots spell saxophone.

idiot: hi my name is **** and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

by krddovs May 27, 2006