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Eye of Sauron

Prior to anal sex, a girl bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as far as she can while dialating her asshole so she can better reveal her anal cavity. At this special moment, you insert your penis into the opening while humming the theme song of Mordor from Lord of the Rings. As she beckons for your "orcs" you give her all your "army's strength". There may be some "soil from the battlefield" on your penis afterwards.
Bobby gave Shelley an Eye of Sauron last weekend! I heard she couldn't walk for two days and poop got all over his dick!
by sexy mango November 15, 2010
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Eye of Sauron

the all seeing eye of sauron/horus/odin/satan/etc-etc
by wow January 28, 2006
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Give the One Ring to Sauron

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.
Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"
by NoahTheSlash April 7, 2010
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Eye of Sauron

Basically, it is the moment when you are about to come and should be pulling out while having unprotected sex. Statistically, about 99.8% of males do not know when to pull out and get "spotted" by the Eye, resulting in unwanted pregnancies and general bad attitude from their ladyfriend.
I pulled out before the "Eye of Sauron" spotted me. My man down the block wasn't so lucky though. His girl is due any day.
by Dr. Parker August 4, 2005
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Eye Of Sauron

a big ass bush with a big cock hanging in the middle.
Is that gargamel standing in view? No, that's called the Eye of Sauron
by ch@-ch1nggg October 18, 2011
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Eye of Sauron

The unwanted attention of the internet community. Especially when the attention includes malicious intent.
Sony BMG entered the Eye of Sauron because it sold CDs that install a Rootkit onto a computer.

Scientology attracts the Eye of Sauron because of its attempts to control its image on the internet.
by TomThumb1 May 5, 2010
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White hand of Sauron

after u fuck a girl and shes passed out you giz in ur hand and make an upside down imprint of a white hand on the broads face.. like those ugly orc things on the lord of the rings (best results if chick is not white) or for all u fags out there its some gay shit from the lord of the rings
steven: wow that chicks got a white hand on her face like those orcs off lord of the rings.

dave: nah i gave her the white hand of sauron after i fuckd her last night

hoe: why is my face all sticky..?
by steve_dave March 3, 2008
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