Self-satisfaction

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.

by Lennythebear September 19, 2016

Textual Satisfaction

When you orgasm after reading explicit text messages, also known as sexting.

Man 1: She sure knows how to talk dirty. She was sexting me all night.
Man 2: Did you get some textual satisfaction?

by Hermione1234 May 22, 2011

White trash satisfaction

Overall content with one's life of being white, trashy, and overweight.

My husband told me that he had white trash satisfaction with us being fat.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

Negative Job Satisfaction

Negative Job Satisfaction is where one or more people like to waste peoples job time espcailly scammers. The word came from Atomic Shrimps video called ‘A Little Nonsense Now And Then (Scambaiting) - Also FAQ: Why Do Scammers Ask For Your Personal Details?

Joesph: In my free time i like to do something called Negative Job Satisfaction.
Joe: Don’t people do that usually against scammers?
Joesph: Yes they do

by SuzukiMazuki February 9, 2022

second hand satisfaction

Getting satisfied by looking at something/somebody do something.

Namjoon got second hand satisfaction from reading a gay scene in a book
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by 0:00/4:38 May 21, 2018

Customer Satisfaction Campaign

Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.

Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."

by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010

Satisfaction whore

A Satisfaction Whore, is a girl that wants to be satisfied at all cost. She would give everything to be satisfied.

This does not mean that the girl is a whore by herself.

If the girl gets angry that you called her a Satisfaction Whore, just show her this page.

"Wow, that girl is a real Satisfaction Whore. She just wants to be satisfied."

by piephoofd December 22, 2019