dirty satine

Probably a chick that has a bipolar attitude and can’t spell for shit. Fucked your sad in the throat and pours milk before cereal. Bit fucked in the head.

“Gosh she gives me dirty satine vibes!!”
“Ugh you’re totally right”

by 0mw2fyb August 24, 2021

satin nightcap

when a man with shaved balls spreads them over someone's eyes who has passed out.

when it was all over i gave her a satin nightcap

by tdogggggggggg April 14, 2007

satin-worshipers

1. A misspelled version of Satan-worshippers
2. People who really, really, realy like satin

1. You satin-worshipers get off my property or I'm callin' the cops!
2. I love my satin sheets so much; I must admit I'm a satin-worhiper.

by howste September 8, 2006

satin pants

A spinner with an ass that makes you want to grab it every time you see it.

Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.

by speedbag March 12, 2009

satin cougar

an old lady that wears satin and preys on younger men

Damn, that Betty White is such a satin cougar.

by pendulity June 11, 2011

satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

by duckshe March 7, 2017

Satine and the Penniless Poet

1. True Love

2. Fictional Characters in the (2001) acclaimed film, Moulin Rouge.

Satine and the Penniless Poet fell in a deep love.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' January 16, 2007