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Sarah Palin 

Sarah Palin = a stuck up anti-human rights bitch.
Sarah Palin by greenpeas August 19, 2009

Sarah Palin 

- VP candidate of John McCain
- a deer slayer
- her church wants to kill gays or convert them
- she says she is in favor of shooting animals from a plane or helicopter with a machine gun
- she doesn't believe in global warming
- she wants offshore drilling
- her brain is in her ass
- wheres Alaska?
- she has shitty one-liners written by idiots of the magnitude of Tyler Marcus
Sarah Palin by Byrne H October 23, 2008

Sarah Palin 

The woman who won the "Blow McCain" competition in late August, granting her Vice President nominee for the Elephant party (Republicans). Sarah Palin thinks that dinosaurs existed 4000 years ago and that evolution is not real. Sarah Palin is a stupid American soccer mom whose daughter is the basis for Juno.
Normal person: "i believe in evolution not creationism"
Sarah Palin (as VP): You are unamerican
Sarah Palin by phenobarbiedoll October 24, 2008

Sarah Palin Effect 

The principal that expertise on a certain subject can be gained through geographical proximity to it
Gov. of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is a proclaimed expert on foreign affairs with Russia due to Alaska`s proximity to Russia and can thus be called the "Sarah Palin Effect"
Sarah Palin Effect by Thejuicer October 21, 2008

sarah palin 

A completely and totally unqualified, and rather terrifying, Vice Presidential Nominee. Also known as a joke.
"Can you believe that John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate?"

"No, I can't- the bitch is fucking crazy. She's just Bush in Heels."
sarah palin by textbookenemy October 24, 2008

Sarah Palin 

The vice presidential nominee who is basically a nazi, without the genocide. She has as much experience as a PTA member. Quite frankly she's a bit of a joke. Oh yeah and her daughter has had two kids and pretends the first one was hers, hows that for fucked up.
OMG!!! McCain is a hypocrite for nominating Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin by Chrisity October 29, 2008