Sanford

At the other end of Route 111, Sanford Maine is home to a large population of Welfare Cadets, Pregnant Teenagers, Drug Addicts and general Scumbags. Ironically, the average Sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in shit. Adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the shit hole which they have become accustom to .

Man, Biddeford really blows...We should move! I hear Sanford is pretty shitty too!

Dude, I hooked up with this chick in Sanford, and now I've got AIDS.

I parked my car in Sanford to run in the store and my change got stolen out of it!

Dude, now that we graduated from Wells High School we should totally move to Sanford!

by kpunx September 7, 2009

Sanford High School

A shithole waste of money High School in Sanford, Maine. 100 million dollars were spent in building this place. Full of pregnant Freshmenand Sophomores, and has a minimal success rate. Wouldn’t be surprised if the foundation of the school is made out of weed. Athletes are decent i guess. Some Teachers don’t give a shit, and the teachers that actually help all got fired because the school couldn’t pay its electricity bill. Go Spartans!

Guy: “Hey you go to Sanford High School”
Guy #2: “Yep”
Guy: “Damn what drug you on”

by Yoooooooooooos372 November 20, 2019

frankie sandford

so basically this is supposed to be like a doppelganger of louis tomlinson. in most (old) interviews, if harry was asked if he had a crush on anyone he would say frankie sandford and louis would grin ear-to-ear. when he says that, he really means louis..

interviewer: would do you have a crush on?
harry styles: um... definitely... frankie sandford
louis tomlinson: *smirking*

by literallythisisgettingannoying November 24, 2020

Frankie Sandford

1/5 of the most popular British Girlband 'The Saturdays'. Started a hairstlye revolution with her floppy 'boy cut'. Doesn't get enough credit for her beautiful voice. Uses the word amazeballs. Likes cookies.

Question: 'What's the definition of perfection?'
Answer: 'Frankie Sandford.'

by ChocolateBiscuit August 18, 2011

sanford

The gayest town in all of colorado, maybe even the planet. It's filled of racist hicks and mormon girls who preach to "keep it in their pants," but all of us know that they fuck everyone that's closer than a third cousin. The population would not survive without tractors and Joseph Smith. As well as the absence of african americans, there is not a single sidewalk for the fanny bandit missionary coupes to ride their oversized bikes on, and might I mention there are a lot of those couples.

1"Look at that sanford girl."
2"I heard she got knocked up by her cousin,"
1"I'd still bang her"

by asrsdfdsfasd October 17, 2009

sanford-cheap

Notoriously tight-fisted with money. being so stingy that even Fred Sanford would call you cheap.

That dude's got duckets, but he eats every meal off the value menu because he's so sanford-cheap.

by -OG- April 16, 2008

Mark Sanford

(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.

Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."

by AngryNick May 8, 2013