Salmonella

Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.

Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.

“ Dinneres ready “

‘Coming aunt Margret’

‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’

“ Yes Kate, eat up”

Day later

✨ vomit everywhere ✨

‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘

by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020

samuella

Samuella is an ancient term for a small energetic individual who enjoys fairies, cupcakes, and other whimsical creatures. Samuellas also enjoy animated films about princesses, as well as ponies and sparkles.

In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.

Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."

Samuella, she's a tiny little slut,
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)

"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."

by Meebus Maximus Polygamous IV May 26, 2008

Sumanella

a dangerous disease that originates from a small town in Indiana. It is scary because you don't know you have obtained it until it is at it's most lethal stage.

It can be caught in the most safe and friendly places like the living room or the library. They call it the "social" disease because it is spread through people talking and laughing. So far no antibiotics have worked for this. It feeds off of Sriracha and facebook. Early warning signs are delirium that hits as soon as you enter a studying area or past midnight. You may also find yourself getting rammed into walls randomly if you have this microbe.

"oh man, I really hope you don't have Sumanella...please don't talk or laugh with me!"

by bahhhhh5678 February 4, 2010

shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

SAMUELLA

This is a girl with big eyes mostly she is so beautiful. She is akind of girl it is so hard for her to get a boy friend, although she always has a crush on boys but is shy to tell them. But dont forget she is beautiful. If you have a samuella she is precious in your life, keep her and dont loose her.

person 1: Did you see samuella anywhere?
person 2: Ofcourse she is too beatiful to be seen.

by tlkkkkkkk November 6, 2023

salmonella brownies

A term applied to gooey, underbaked goods (brownies, cookies and the like) suggesting the possibility of contracting salmonella poisoning due to the raw/uncooked eggs in the dough.

Take those out of the oven, I don't want them overbaked, I prefer salmonella brownies.

by waterspout July 7, 2011

sanella

" Sanella has a big butt , and shes hot ."

-sanella

Ayee look at sanella tho . She cute af !

by itssanelaaa December 26, 2016