they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a duke pre college class and meet a Samantha. have you ever seen a unhappy person with a Samantha Schenker? it’s impossible. Samantha Schenker is actually the funniest person i have ever met in my life, she has a really cool hair.
*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<
*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<
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The absolute most down to earth most sharp , cunning, intellectual stunningly beautiful lady to grace this measly universe with her presence her aura is far too aged and big for this small place yet she so graceful and n modest you wouldn’t know it if ur lucky to interact with this individual she will have dark hair dark eyes n stunning beauty that has no comparison n is the funniest n smartest ever and she always has her other half known to be Anjie anywhere she goes in life their bond is unrefuttable and un breakable
Noun person a goddess thru n thru bombshell ten out of ten watch out
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child
Ex; wish all girls could be a Samantha/star child
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This badass would not be caught without makeup and beer.
This badass would not be caught without makeup and beer.
Guy1: "I was tlkin to teh Samanthasin last night on a!m"
Guy2: "naaahwhaiii, i hooked up with her, she a fr3ak."
Guy1: "XD"
Guy2: "naaahwhaiii, i hooked up with her, she a fr3ak."
Guy1: "XD"
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a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.
or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.
or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
person one: hey dude i’m dating this new girl, her name is samantha aka sam. she is blonde.
person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?
person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.
person two: drop that snake.
person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?
person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.
person two: drop that snake.
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Get the 《¤》Sámantha《¤》sámaUntha《¤》sámanthA《¤》 mug.A really pretty person that can make you smile nonstop without knowing. She’s really pretty, even if you don’t know her irl. She can be loving, and can maje you smile through the screen. I talk about her so much, even my irl friends know about her. I love her so much <3 She makes people feel happy about themselves, and she can’t talk bad about people. She’s really caring when it’s about you. She’s the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life. She makes me feel so well about myself, and she can be wholesome too. Sometimes I just want to tell her “Marry me” but she’d respond with “I’m loyal, I’m married to @durex” </3 She still is a person you can really trust, and that you must love :))
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3
I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos
Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3
I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos
Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
Me: Omg I’ve stayed up until 4 AM this time talking to someone
Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
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