somalian

the skinniest of people riding in a car, who is forced to sit in the middle back seat crammed between his or her mates

"I'm the somalian again?? I need to get me some smaller friends"

by Pixicle May 6, 2005

Somalian

A person/thing that came from the country, Somalia.

"Somalian food is B-B-BANGIN!"

by #1 Stunna September 14, 2005

Somalian shower

The act of dowsing oneself in axe body spray or similar brand. This is usually done as a replacement for a normal shower after exercising or after smoking.

Ahmed always takes a Somalian shower after gym class rather than washing off.

by ToadAirMarshal June 27, 2011

somalians

people from the area known as somalia

walahi no akla, mohammed was somalian

by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003

Samolian Toothbrush

A type of sleeping prank where you apply toothpast to your penis and proceed to insert it into the sleeping victims oral cavity and vigorously clean their teeth.

Greg: Dude George just fell asleep and his breath smells like butt juice.
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!

by NinjaGangsta September 26, 2010

The Somalian Lugie

Where you pour extra spicy hott sauce in your mouth while creating a lugie. You then spit the lugie inside a girls ass hole and fuck her. You have not completed the somalian lugie until she screams " it burns! it burns!"

Jay daddy screamed in agony as the somalian lugie burned her ass hole.

by smelly somali May 12, 2009

Somalian sucker punch

performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.

judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours

by warbastard August 16, 2010