A tourist-orientated town in the South of England, with a population of 50,000.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
The young people of Salisbury can be divided into three main groups: pikeys, squaddies and the posh kids.
Salisbury's pikeys are the most visible group, usually seen roaming the town in packs. They are indigenous to the Friary and Bemerton Heath, but are known to go to McDonalds and Burger King in order to feed. Other popular points of congregation include Tesco Metro, Poundland and the Library Steps.
The squaddies are usually only visible on Saturday nights, trying to pick up 18-year-old posh girls in Whiterooms and fighting each other and pikeys. The rest of the week they are busy invading Third World nations, shooting people and feeling good about themselves for it.
The posh kids spend most of their time either at one of the town's two grammar schools or at one of the copious private schools. At these institutions they learn how to vote for the Conservative Party as well as the art of banter. In their spare time they drink tea in Starbucks or Nero, or smoke undersized spliffs in the Cathedral Close. At the age of 18 or 19, almost all posh kids emigrate to "classier" (read: preppier) locales such as Oxford, Cambridge and Exeter. The Guild Hall Steps are a meeting point for posh kids with identity crises and lack of direction in life.
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Salisbury University students are known to pregame harder than most people party.
Also characterized by its campus police, who are also known as douche bags
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Also characterized by its campus police, who are also known as douche bags
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Salisbury is a small village on the outskirts of Moncton , New Brunswick .
Salisbury is known for many things such as its high population of skanks and tuff guys they are also known known for crappy cars, wannabe gangsters, blazin' and having an over population of Ginger kids .
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Guy : Hey Babe where you at ?
Gurl: in Salisbury , Havin' a time.
Guy: Me too , im up at Toms, smoking
Gurl: Oh cool, wanna have some ?
Guy: Sure i'll pick you up in my shity Chev
Gurl: in Salisbury , Havin' a time.
Guy: Me too , im up at Toms, smoking
Gurl: Oh cool, wanna have some ?
Guy: Sure i'll pick you up in my shity Chev
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Salisbury? Oh yeah, I've heard of that. I always see the signs for it when I drive by on the way to Ocean City.
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Girl 1: Hey do you lnow who that is ?
Girl 2 : Oh thats Salis but you can't talk to him he already has a girlfriend.
Girl 3: I heard he doesnt he just lies about it
Girl 2 : Oh thats Salis but you can't talk to him he already has a girlfriend.
Girl 3: I heard he doesnt he just lies about it
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