San Antonio Breakfast Salad

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Salad is a salad

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.

Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.

by boooba153 April 15, 2022

salad-daze

confusion and or dizziness due to a flawed vegan or vegetarian diet that provides little or no protein

When you're a fish-fowler, you don’t have to worry about salad-daze.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2014

Alabama Caesar Salad

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.

Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

by OutattheFarm October 5, 2015

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

Saida

Saida, a beauty who loves by everyone and makes a star out of herself, if she loves you, you'll feel like she hates you, but she doesn't, she shows her love in this way, loves sweets, cooks very tasty, but she also knows how to piss you off exquisitely, if you're stupid, you'll fuck off her, but she's very cute and funny, but be careful, if she's offended, everything can be very dangerous

love you my hysterical saida

by your secret fan ddd October 24, 2020

Nigga Salad

Macaroni and Cheese with Hotdogs cut up in it.

Guy 1: Yo, my dawg. You ready for some nigga salad?

Guy 2: Yessah, my nigga! I got the Mac and Cheese if you've got the hotdogs!

by ieatsdaniggasalad October 6, 2012