A quite pleasurable sex act involving a "crew" of three consenting adults of legal age. In order to perform the Sneaky Sailboat, you need a Captain, a Wench, and a First Mate. The captain and the wench begin intercourse in the captain's quarters while wearing sailor hats. NOTE: it is imperative that the partners do the nasty while standing in order to create the "mast" for the actual sailboat. When the seaman is halfway to Port Jizztown, he lets out a hearty yell of "hoist the sails" at which point he throws a bed sheet over the wench's head, thus blinding and disorienting her. At this point the First Mate relieves the captain of his duties and brings with him the "sneaky" aspect of the event. In a manner similar to a Houdini or a Prestige, the Captain pulls out and leaves the room. The First Mate, who until this point has remained hidden, reveals himself, yells "Avast ye scurvy dogs!" and proceeds to steal the booty and dock his member in the wench's rear port. When properly executed, a Sneaky Sailboat can be great fun at parties, family gatherings and childrens' birthdays.
Captain: Dude, there's nothing on tv tonight, what should we do?
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
First Mate: I don't know we could always call that girl from the party last weekend and try and pull off the Sneaky Sailboat.
Captain: Yeah that's a great idea, and so wholesome too.
by captainjackoff October 16, 2011
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Sky Sailing uses NO AUTO-TUNE! It doesn't sound like Owl City. It's much more beautiful.
Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.
Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.
Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!
Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.
Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.
Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!
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The plot is based around a young girl named Usagi Tsukino, Serena Tsukino in the english dub and her night fighting adventures as Sailor Moon, the pretty Sailor Soldier of Love and Justice.
She is joined by other scouts throughout the series who share names of the planets in our solar system, as well as finds love in the form of the mysterious cape clad hero Tuxedo Kamen Tuxedo Mask in english who turns out to be her day to day enemy / teaser Mamoru Chiba Darien Shields in english.
The story progresses in each season with knew allies, enemies and future children being introduced.
The plot is based around a young girl named Usagi Tsukino, Serena Tsukino in the english dub and her night fighting adventures as Sailor Moon, the pretty Sailor Soldier of Love and Justice.
She is joined by other scouts throughout the series who share names of the planets in our solar system, as well as finds love in the form of the mysterious cape clad hero Tuxedo Kamen Tuxedo Mask in english who turns out to be her day to day enemy / teaser Mamoru Chiba Darien Shields in english.
The story progresses in each season with knew allies, enemies and future children being introduced.
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