snapsterbate

When you love snapchat so much you constantly have to update it with pictures and videos of everything you do.

"Logan was on his phone the whole time we hung out yesterday" . "yeah he really likes to snapsterbate"

by Log_dog_ July 4, 2016

Sobsterbate

Giving the ol' below the waist hitch hikers thumb while having a good cry; note: any other feelings had during this action would just be masturbation during a really sad and terrible time

I was looking at our wedding photos and I had to sobsterbate

by Carion Magnus September 4, 2023