sabertooth crotch hippo

A very fat bitchy female. Usually depends on her baby daddy or daddies to support her

God daniel arns is a sabertooth crotch hippo

by critterkiller January 25, 2014

reverse sabertooth

A young woman (aged from 18-22) who is genuinely/solely into older men (60 and on). Who's usually old enough to be her father, or maybe grandfather

Adam: What's wrong with your bf of 6 years+
Eve: I like them significantly older, like 60+, a reverse sabertooth

by xcLusfx May 29, 2011

sabertooth

A cougar who is over the age of 60 and is dating a man at least 15 years younger than her.

That's even beyond cougar, that's sabertooth!

by The Quipster June 9, 2011

Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey

1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.

2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.

That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.

by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009

Sabertooth Zombie

a northern california hardcore band. They are also known as being the best band of all time.

Scene kid: hey man did you go to the Devil Wears Prada show?
Sabertooth fan: fuck that shit i went to the sabertooth zombie show and it was fucking awesome. Cody beat him self over his head with the mic.
Scene kid: oh. well the guy from The Devil Wears Prada has such an amazing voice. and i broke a nail.

by JimmyV117 April 16, 2008

Sabre Tooth

A Sabre Tooth is a cougar past her prime but still hunting for that younger man. Cougar is 35-49 years old while a Sabre Tooth is 50+. She is more likely to have multiple houses (from previous marriges), to buy you drinks, and driving a vet.

I was in Vegas last week and a Sabre Tooth pounced on my crotch.

by DeathByMullet May 19, 2009

Sabre Tooth Tiger

A cougar that is so old that she is now extinct.

Ladonna tried to trade her husband in for a younger version but she had unknowingly become a sabre tooth tiger.

by The Ray-Jay combo September 8, 2011