sweetcorn alley

shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).

Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"

by grem November 3, 2003

sweetsor

1)AKA: sweetzor or uber sweet
2)AKA: sw33tzor or uber sw33t
3) being of sweet tasting
4) being really high in sugar content
5)something really good just happened

1)OH MAN! This game is sweetsor (sweetzor)
2)my girl is so sweetsor

by Collin McNinch January 8, 2004

Sweet & Sour

When the Marvel logo shows up on TV, but the new Fantastic 4 movie comes on.

Way to give me Sweet & Sour, HBO. I think I'll just watch Deadpool instead.

by Thescottlorenzo September 16, 2016

Sweetcorn Nob Nugget

The small nugget of poo left on your bellend after having rampant homosexual sex.

Oh dear, I've had to flick the sweetcorn nob nugget off my bell, it was making the place look untidy!

by LeonPlayaFly April 15, 2010

Sweetstory.com

A sarcastic term used when someone tells a long, pointless, anti-climatic story that wasted 2 minutes of your life that you can never get back.

*Friend tells long uneventful tale*

Bro, sweet story. Where'd you get it? Sweetstory.com?

by Fancypantsy March 8, 2011

sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

Sweet & Sour Sex Hour

When two guys lay next to each other and a woman uses their hard cocks like chopsticks to eat Chinese food.

I got some lo mein tonight for diner, call john and we'll have a sweet & sour sex hour.

by EddieWolf June 6, 2018