Tangerine Surprise

When you eat the orange chicken at a chinese restaurant and then afterward driving to a nearby middle school to take an explosive dookie in somebody's gym locker while reciting the pledge of allegiance backward.

I was planning to attend the annual science fair but because of my horrible case of tangerine surprise i was unable to attend said fair.

by Jackie Jackie O'Mackie May 23, 2011

nice surprise

The happy feeling experienced by a parent when they are preparing to change what is believed to be a dirty baby diaper, but turns out to be just pee.

"I was not looking forward to changing Frannie's diaper because I thought she crapped only to get a nice surprise when I saw she didn't."

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

by the real rick james December 7, 2005

Midnight Surprise

verb. To have your penis slip out during sex and accidentally insert it into the anus.

Guy 1: How was the sex last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome until I accidentally gave her the midnight surprise, then she ran out crying.

by theaLyssavirus May 14, 2009

Canary Surprise

To puke, poop, then cum on ones chest or stomach resulting in a concoction that resembles bird poop.

Carl gave Sally a Canary Surprise that she has always wanted.

sex, actions, perverse, nasty, hot carl

Carl gave Sally a Canary Surprise that she has always wanted.

by lolgadget January 8, 2010

Double Chocolate Surprise

A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.

Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".

by HyperTobaYT April 6, 2021