stoli

A popular brand of vodka - Stolichnaya

I want a Stoli White Russian!

by sb July 15, 2004

stole my said

saying something a friend or other person told you they were about to say, and calling it your own

Friend: hey, should i tell him i think he's cute?

you: hey, i think you're cute!

friend: hey! you stole my said!

by jill diiorio January 24, 2007

STOLAT

A Polish Toast:

May you live a hundred years.

The Polish patriarch raised his glass to the newly turned teenager and exclaimed: "Stolat".

by Stolat Jardis February 20, 2008

stoly

slang for a stolen car in California

Me and the homies were cruisin in a stoly the other night, where were you at dawg??

by baydestrian415to510 August 20, 2011

Kim Stolz

The hottest lesbian celeberty out there! She's got blue eyes, red hair (cut short and dyed)and a fierce way about her!

Jane:"Hey Maggie, who is that fiece looking hottie standing over by Tyra Banks?"

Maggie:"Oh that's just Kim Stolz. She the hottest celeberty out there!"

by boombox54123654250 May 5, 2009

Stolen bike

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.

The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC

by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

bitch stole my fish

The caption of a photo of a young boy glaring -- for lack of a better description, the face is impossibly funny -- at a slightly older girl holding what appears to be a freshly caught fish. Colloquially, the phrase can be used in reference to a woman who has taken something, or just as a general exclamation.

(Retelling an altercation with one's girlfriend)
A: ...and so she just took that shit from me. Man, was I pissed. Fuckin' bitch stole my fish.
B: You gotta stand up for yourself, man. Tell ya what, no fuckin' way I let that bitch steal MY fish.

(or, alternatively... while playing Madden)
A: Oh, FUCK, bitch stole my fish!
B: That's right, bitch, pick six.

by whit-tastic January 1, 2009