SPS

Abbreviation of Santorum-Palin-Smegma. Sticky gross stuff that is smellier than santorum or smegma, but oddly attractive as Sarah Palin was to Republicans during the presidential campaign of 2008.

"I just scraped the SPS off my mouse, can I borrow some bleach?"

by CookieDuster September 3, 2009

SPS

Useful acronym for Small Penis Syndrome which can also stand for shitty pitiful slut if need be (example: the receiver is a female orc). Use in moderation.

SPS aggressive asian guy is a troll in my group

by Persephone Narra February 5, 2017

Sps

Secret pimp society

He part of the sps, you see how he finessed that hoe.

by Cvndy.gvl0v January 9, 2017

Sps

Short Penis Syndrome

That guy's ego is so big that he must be suffering from sps.

by Stiki May 28, 2018

SPS

SPS is a an abbrevation of "Small penis syndrome" and is used to describe people that have a small penis. These people take out their small penis frustrations on others. Usually you can find these people in IRC chat, Discord, Online games, or anywhere anonymity is high.

Just ignore him, he must have SPS.

by definerofthingx2 December 26, 2018

SPS

strokes per second; number of times the penis enters the vagina in one second
Number of times hand strokes penis in one second

Chad: Yo my SPS is at 20

Brock: that's turnt bro
Chad: Whats your SPS homeslice
Brock: a solid 35 bro

by strokemaster69 April 5, 2019

sps

Abbreviation of the word suppose, because having to type that long ass word everytime is very tiring.

María: Hey Michael, r u goin to the party tomorrow too?
Michael: I sps, if u r goin i could go too.

by Vikpoutine August 11, 2020