Springer Dinger

Is an Australian man who jumps out from the brush to sexually assault a kangaroo.

Oi! That Bogan there is some springer dinger using that Eucalyptus tree as cover so he could sack that beauty of a kangaroo.

by The man how hates pleather. May 15, 2015

springer fuck fest

when 8 or more springer kids get to get together in one place and proceed to have a big oragy where everyone contracts 3 or more std's

my whole class got 4 std's from the last springer fuck fest

by jackadogoff January 12, 2011

Springer Dinger

A sexual act between male Houston Astros fans in which two or more male fans celebrate a George Springer home run by pulling out their genitals and start sword fighting each other while yelling "Springer Dinger"!

*George Springer home run!*

*Multiple men pull out their junk and startssword fighting with their genitals*

"SPRINGER DINGER! SPRINGER DINGER"

by tdf93 June 29, 2017

Springer/Sprung

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.

Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.

by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020

Springer Syndrome

Springer Syndrome is the addiction to dysfunctional television such as Housewives, Jerry Springer and Maury to feel better about themselves and their own lives.

Mom: “OH MY GOSH! I’ve been watching reality Tv all day!”
Me: “Sounds like you have a case of Springer Syndrome”

by Rayne Storm November 28, 2020

Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.

!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!

by DartDuck November 30, 2024

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014