springer teen

A real fucked up teenager who is completely out of control, is usally banging his/her father at the age of 12 and has no sense of maturity or responsibility whatsoever. A teen so fucked up you'd see him/her on the Jerry Springer show.

I can't believe her daughter hit her! She's got a real Springer teen on her hands!

by Dirty Pig November 5, 2003

haji springer

the seven/eleven rapper.

"hello everybody, tonight im gonna go party//
drink a lot of liquor and put a thizz in my body//"
-haji springer

by b-low July 26, 2006

Jerry Springer

"The cheapest way to get jewelry, (particularly beadead)"

"Jerry Springer I would like to get my Jerry Beads"

by kristinamaried January 8, 2010

Jerry Springer

Host of a hillarious tv show

I love to watch Jerry Springer

by loco asshole February 6, 2005

Springer Spaniel

a rather smart dog that is relatively easy to train with six inch ears that we still haven't found a use for. This type of dog (if you don't trim it) has so much hair that when it sits on your bed you have a sheet.

Look at the ears on that springer spaniel!

Salesman: "Hello we have a great deal on bedding today."

Customer: "Ok, thanks, but I have a springer spaniel."

Salesman: "Oh...."

by Springerz May 19, 2009

Rum springer

1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play

2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar

Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!

by Radiobed May 21, 2010

Boner Springer

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.

Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.

by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017