tom southgate

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Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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Southgate

The most hated man in world football, making England as boring as they had always been.
What's the fastest way out of Wembley? The Southgate.
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Southgate

A man of limited ability enjoying inexplicable good fortune.
"He's had a right Southgate there...!"
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Southgate

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I created “STA Nudes” on instagram for southgate girls!
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Southgate

The quickest way out of any major international footballing tournament
Sterling: Yo, my house has been robbed! Any1 know the quickest way back to England?

Kane: Yeah the southgate should get you home quickly
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Southgate

Southgate: the last name of England's men's national football team manager Gareth Southgate. Commonly known for his unorthodox, and quite frankly, wasteful tactics and man-management of capable individuals.

To be a Southgate is to be passive, do things at half measures and irritate everybody around.
"Oh baby, why are you sticking only the tip inside me? Don't be a Southgate!"
"Bin Laden and Southgate are both terrorists, but the difference is that Bin Laden took both towers down, while Southgate would get one then fall back."
by Gerald725DoubleBarrel June 26, 2024
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