soup kitchen

when a bunch of homeless people have an orgy in a random car

dirty mike and the boys had a soup kitchen in your car (other guys)

soup kitchen by lovecat9 February 4, 2015

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Soup Kitchen

A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.

"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."

Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."

Soup Kitchen by CjBRAH May 14, 2015

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Soup Kitchen

When multiple people pee in an abandoned car.

Man, did you see that abandoned Prius? It was totally a Soup Kitchen. All those guys peed in it.

Soup Kitchen by Barb&Soup September 6, 2011

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Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).

Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.

Soup Kitchen by Assmaster74 January 10, 2022