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Social Network Hot

The occurrence of someone being more attractive on their Facebook profile (or profile of any social networking site) than they are in real life. This is a reference to the fact that the actors in the 2010 film "The Social Network" were deceivingly more attractive than the people they were portraying, i.e. Armie Hammer vs. The Winklevoss Twins.
1: How'd your date go last night?

2: Not to well. I was really excited until I found out he was just Social Network Hot, then I was just depressed.

1: What?

2: Remember when you saw Armie Hammer play the Winklevi?

1: Yeah...

2: And how hot, smart, and tall you though he was. And how much you liked him...

1: Oh yeah!

2: Then remember how you felt when you googled the actual Winklevi and saw what they really looked/sounded like?

1: Yeah, that ish was tragic.

2: That's how I felt last night.
by mayflow February 24, 2011
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Its like reality TV… except more often, everyone uses hashtags and abbreviations like OMG and BRB and ILYSM, everyone has one at least one form of social networking, even adults but they have like myspace and linked in and that stuff.
OMG! Just got my nails done with ma gurlz! #nails every 5 minutes something like this is posted on a social networking site/app like instagram or facebook there are like 100 social networking apps like Facebook, twitter, snapchat, instagram, pheed, wattpad, kik and there are probably some people dont even use or know about!
by jennabelle_ April 22, 2014
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Social network smart

Knowing what to and what not to say or post on any social network. Especially. When you have a ton of friends
Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.

tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.
by rudolph5656 March 28, 2012
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The Social Network

A recent(2010) movie about the creation of social network site, Facebook. It stars a bunch of ringlet-headed, self-conscious, snappy, socially-awkward characters, such as Mark Zuckerburg and Sean Parker and focuses around the constant situations of both being jerks, being pansies, and pissing each other off on multiple occasions.
Pat:"Did you see The Social Network this weekend?"
Tre:" Nah, man. Justin Timberlake and some freaky white-ass kid in a bathrobe having orgies in a doom room? No thanks."
by LuLuBee November 8, 2010
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Social Network Diva

A person who posts their personal life saga's on Facebook. Then when they are asked about it they either blowup at you for asking or ask you if you have read their "wall" lately.
Social Network Diva Post: I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! FOUND OUT GOOD NEWS BUT HOW CAN YOU BE HAPPY WHEN YOUR LOSING YOUR MIND AND FAMILY AND HEART!!

Whats up?

Fuck you! Leave me alone.
by mtbrandon49 December 20, 2010
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Social Network Murder

A social network being abandoned by nearly all of its users forever.
I deleted my MySpace account last night. No one uses it anymore except Tom. That website was a victim of Social Network Murder.
by ExplosivePants December 24, 2010
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Social Network Hater

personas hating on other people for sharing theire lifes in social networks like twitter,facebook,myspace,blogs and so on these people you can consider as "Social network hater" but in fact that these people do the same thing and honestly nobody forces you to read what other people,do,think or expierience it's just community sites so calm down damn it!
The Social Network Hater had nothing better to do then hating on little kids,teenagers,hardworking people,poors,elderly folks and human being's in generall

Hater: i hate that picture of these two girls having a blast i think i m gonna write a hater comment under the picture

Hater 2: yo buddy and the entries of these young kid get me mad,i think i'm gonna tell him to fuck himself.
by wizzlars January 16, 2013
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