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Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.
Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi
by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023
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Our Kid would be so hot

Anna: "Hey boy"
James: "What's up boo?"
Anna: "Nothin much. Just a bit horny"
James: "Oh yeah? Well I bet our kid would be so hot"
Anna: "Fuck me JAMES!"
by sfagtrhyetuetuetu July 13, 2010
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me so horny

Another word for hot ass Asian female, could be broken down to "MSH" for short or between the fellas
Tim: Yo dog, check out that me so horny!!

Chaz: Yea man, I'd hit that!!
by chaz714 November 3, 2006
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You're so hot right now

Telling someone they are embarassed by a romantic gesture that has been offered to them
;Telling someone that they look the best they can possibly look at the moment
You're so hot right now in those vintage jeans.
I think I'm in love with you (giggle), you're so hot right now!
by Vanessa I. Llizo June 9, 2004
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that's so hooker

Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.

Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
by LittleMonster1203 February 21, 2011
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so hot right now

something or somebody who is damn fine.
like hansel from zoolander or a fat kebab after a night on the razz.
"aaaaaaah that cuppa tea and a fag, so hot right now!"
by hols March 4, 2004
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So homo

A phrase intended to promote the acceptability of queerness, while concurrently serving to counter the blatant homophobia framing the term "no homo". The actual sexual orientation of the person who uses the term is irrelevant, as its use is to affirm the "OK'ness" of "homo" (as opposed to affirming one's own identification as a "homo"). The term is used in all verbal arrangements in which one would use the term, "no homo".
Person 1: Sarah, let's eat out tonight... so homo.
Person 2: I'm down if we go to a good mexican restaraunt.

Person 1: I love McNabb, so homo... because he's a great quarter backs and he's got some class and tact.
Person 2: That's cool but, personally, I'm wanting to see what happens with Vic.

Person 1: Fuck you dude, you can just suck my dick... so homo. No more comments about what happened between me and Sarah.
Person 2: Alright, alright... I was just playing around.
by omniandros March 4, 2010
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