snorf

verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.

The other night she was going on and on about something and I just couldn't help it, I just had to snorf just so make her shut up!

by Rhiana October 11, 2007

Snorfed

to be tired or bored or super out of it

the adj. of the word Snorf

wow man i am super snorfed today.

by asiankoala January 17, 2009

Snorf

SNORF IS WHEN YOU GOT THE GOOD STUFF AND YOU WANNA SNORF ITT

GIMME THE GOOD SHIT I WANNA SNORF IT

by BoiiiiguellMOOOOMOOO November 02, 2018

Gaping Snorf

An individual who puts themselves at a higher stature than they are able to maintain.

The term originated from the Second Chance Theater sketch, "Griff Banks the Sensitive Bully" in which the Andy Samberg character reefers to himself as a gaping snorf.

"I'm not a bully, I'm just a gaping snorf!"

by Robsome February 06, 2020

Snorf Bopler

The name given to someone who boples snorfs, a Snorf Bopler.

Similar to a snoot boop.

Oh my god stop bopling that doggos snorf Erin, don’t be a Snorf Bopler.

by Snorf Bopler August 26, 2019

Snorf

This word means "kool", plain and simple. I dont know why it means kool but its does. It also means "crazy", just role with me here because people actually do say it.

Oh you think your so Snorf with your expensive girls!

by Stonehands December 08, 2006

Jelly Snorf

Snorting your own or someone else's semen out of someone's butt hole after anal sex.

Male 1: Did you hear that Lance did a jelly snorf out of his boyfriend?
Male 2: Yeah, it wasn't even his own load either.

by Chevy Mustang April 15, 2020