snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Snapping the radish

Masterbating with unusually dirty or unclean hands.

Will was snapping the radish after playing in the mud.

by WillJERE January 12, 2010

Snapping the Banjo

When the banjo string (between the bellend and the forskin) snaps while having sex.

Snapping the banjo- "The man snapped his banjo string last night"

by the one to obey December 6, 2015

Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal July 8, 2016

Snapping a G-string

When you place a 20 dollar bill in front of a female strippers G-String while flirting and then say "phsych" while you pull the 20$ bill away to release the G-String creating a snapping sound.

Bob:While Snapping a G-String the bouncer came and threw me out

Jill: did it leave a welt?

by wi wi west May 21, 2010

Snapping Turtle Puss

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".

I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.

by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017