poop smear

when a gay man wipes his poop covered penis on the sheets after anal sex

Damn it! He gave me a poop smear and I have to wash my sheets again!

by Big Guy5 May 24, 2009

Smeak

To squeeze thine cheeks.

I really want to smeak his cheeks right now!

by SharkSlaya June 28, 2022

Ghetto Pap Smear

is a cavity search done by a drug dealer in search of his or her drugs.

I want my shit! Don't make me do a ghetto pap smear, bitch!

by D-Linquent July 27, 2011

Smad

The mix of sad and mad

Katie: How do you feel about XXXTENTACION's death?
Megan: I'm smad

by It'sMeAsha April 4, 2019

Head Smear

People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.

"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"

"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."

*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."

by Effsix April 11, 2010

Smadam

A derogation term for a male who tries to insult you, but usually ends up failing miserably. Is also quite a reclusive and lonely person who hates physical contact, usually with quite a small penis and no friends.

Person: Leave me alone.
Other person: Geez, no need to be such a smadam.

by Jeffe X January 8, 2012

gear smear

A variant of tea bagging, it is the act of smearing male genitalia on a glass window such that scrotal grease is evident upon removal.

"Let's go down to the cop shop and leave gear smears on the glass doors".

by L481244T September 3, 2006